I want to buy a coffin and turn it into a bed.
boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
ATTENTION!
Guys, go followmy other account, I won’t be using this one anymore… www.iopenmymindtoyou.tumblr.com
Oh My God…
I really hope you didn’t think that message was from me… Because it wasn’t. Ugh, I hate people. I think that was like a sign and I was meant to see that because I haven’t signed onto Tumblr in 2 months and I come on and that’s the first thing I see… So, you might think it was me.. but it wasn’t.


